(((:)> The Prophet Mohammad.
Today, April 19 is officially Ask an Atheist Day. If any of you have ever wanted to ask me anything or any atheist for that matter, please feel free to post your question on my page, and I will do my best to answer. Disclaimer, I - like all atheists - speak only for myself and for no other.
The other day I was out digging in my back yard when I suddenly dug up an old box containing gold plates with weird glyphs on them. An angel appeared and told me to put them in a hat and he gave me special glasses to help me read them. They said that when Jesus came back to America and appeared to the lost tribes of Israel, that WAS the second coming. He says everything that happened after that was just stuff people made up. He’s not coming back, Paul was full of shit, Joseph Smith embellished so he could screw a bunch of different women and call them his “wives,” and Mohammad was just a pedophile con artist (as if that wasn’t obvious.)
Don’t ask to see the gold plates. Times are tough. I took them to a gold and silver exchange, and by now they’ve been melted into bling or teeth or something.
Anyway, happy Easter.